Twitter Bomb Joke
Police arrest 26 year old Paul Chambers on the 13th of January after a post on the popular social networking site Twitter, where he tweeted that he would blow Doncaster’s Robin Hood Airport ‘sky high’ if his plane was delayed.
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The Funniest Customer Service Calls Ever
After ten years working in various customer service roles, it is safe to say I have heard my fair share of funny customer interactions, so here are just a few of them. Remember, while you are splitting your sides laughing at the ineptitude of these poor saps, this could easily be you some day...B&Q Hardware Retail
Customer: Can I pay for items over the phone with cash?
Agent: Aw…well, I suppose you could fax it to us.
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Damn That's Ugly!
A slimy, glob-like creature dubbed Gollum has terrified children after it slithered out of a lake and clambered over the rocks towards them.
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Death By Emoticon
I recently read a very funny article, by a gentleman who goes by the penname Popider, about the common usage of the term ‘Lol.’ This caused me to consider that other great killer of online; and short message communication, the ‘emoticon.’ These little representations of human emotion, have been the bane the Internet for longer than I care to research. Like Lol; and it’s many variations, the emoticon often spells instant death to any hope of a decent conversation. It has many incarnations; but here are a few of the more common ones; and some sample conversations, illustrating their devastating power to confuse and frustrate.Read more…
Letter To Microsoft
I have recently purchased an Xbox 360 console, on the advice of my friend Brad; and I must say, it is a most extraordinary little machine. On the day it arrived (I ordered it over the interweb using your Internet Explorer), I was so excited I thought I might pee myself. The box, as you know, is made from cardboard; but the Xbox 360 is made from plastic and circuitry. I’m glad you added the ‘X’, otherwise I may have plugged in the wrong one. Anyway, I took the Xbox 360 out of the ordinary box and assembled it as per the instruction manual. Then I switched on the power and was ready to go. Read more…Letter To Weetabix
Dear WeetabixSince I was a very large child, I have thoroughly enjoyed partaking of your excellent breakfast cereal every second morning. This coupled with my recent interest in the world of scientology prompted me to conduct a little experiment. So I took three of your delicious Weetabix bars, and placed them in an empty shoe box (the box was empty because I was wearing the shoes that once resided there). I then poured some milk over them and put the box under the sink for two weeks. The idea behind this was that the Weetabix would become self aware, form their own society; and inevitably worship me as their god. Read more...
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